Saturday, September 30, 2006

Warning: This May Cause Uncontrollable Begging for Your Kisses...

What your about to learn is...
Learn how to make someone want to kiss you. Have them wanting to kiss you just as much as you want to kiss them!
Master the art of the French Kiss. Discover what the Parisians have been raving about, and learn how to do it properly!
Learn the little secrets that can transform your kiss from average into amazing! Discover the ingredients that will make them want to come back for more.
Learn how to identify all the embarrassing things to avoid! Don't let your kiss become a moment you would both rather forget. Get all the advice you need so that you can avoid the pitfalls and slip-ups that can jeopardize your chances.
Learn some crazy and spontaneous things to do while you are with your partner and while you are kissing that will keep them exhilarated and anticipating your next kiss.
Discover your partner's erogenous zones! Discover different places to kiss your partner that will drive them wild!
Discover the differences in perception between men and women when it comes to kissing. Learn what they are thinking or what their expectations are when you kiss them.
Learn all the most important details to remember before you take the plunge! Make your kiss a moment that both of you will never forget.

Friday, September 29, 2006

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Finance Jokes

No. They don't work. They're just simply wrong. I've been subjected to Finance-related-jokes by Prof Who Shall Not Be Named(I have to learn to be politically correct and diplomatic now that I'm with Portifolio). These are so cringe worthy that I've even lost my patience for jokes on maths and science. Afore mentioned Prof is also a megalomaniac and makes me look like a humble and modest youth (can I stress the word youth a little more to you people, I'm so not ready to get older).Sample these gems."No Finance, no Romance""Random. Its a word, its origins are from Randy""Arbritage: There's always a sucker and a suckee. Don't be a sucker.""For those of you who have a liquidity crisis, go ahead. Have more liquids or go do whatever you have to." (The most disturbing way EVER to announce a bathroom break)"Why is Internal Rate of Return called the dog's metric? Because when you say it really fast, it sounds like IRR IRR IRR (eye-aarr-aar eye-aar-aar eye-aar-aar)."The last particular one sort of loses its effect without Prof barking like a dog. I'm sad to say I mean that literally.Suffice to say, this term shall drive me insane.